» adidas is Looking for an Ass Product Manager

Before I apply, I’d like to know what are some of the ass products adidas offers. Three Striped Medicated Hemorrhoid Pads? Or does it simply apply to anything Tracy McGrady wears? 

I know, I know. I left the word “Tennis” out of the headline. Sorry for taking some liberties. Couldn’t think of any “Tennis Ass” jokes. Well, come to think of it, I could have just gone with this or this or even this. Maybe I should have just gone with Tennis Ass Product Manager.

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